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                | 29 October 2004 |  
                | Test Your Horror Movie Knowledge |  
                | How could I, of all people, resist this? 
 Happy to report that I actually managed to ace the quiz, too.
 
 
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                | 27 October 2004 |  
                | Long Days and Pleasant Nights |  
                | I finally finished Stephen King's The Dark Tower last week, and though I'll say little on it, I wanted to again urge those who've not yet encountered the series to consider hopping on for the ride.  No spoilers to worry about here, so for the one person I know to be mid-series, feel free to read on. 
 Stephen King himself has said that he's not entirely happy with the way things have worked out in the story, but that what he's written is the right ending.  It's an important distinction that I reckon a good number of people who do not write regularly themselves would find hard to understand.  There've grown two major camps of lit critics in the last century (bear with me here--it's been an age since I've delved into the academic side of these things, and my knowledge is way rusty; I'm certain one could talk all day about the various "camps" of criticism, but as I find lit crit pretty much useless, I'm only going to focus on what I see as the two major views of how stories come to be).  There are those who believe that the author is essentially God, knowing all aspects and nuances of the story he's creating, controlling all, seeing all.  And then there are those who believe the author is no more than a conduit for the story, that he is a tool which is completely divorced from the process and design.  As with all extremes, these both touch on the truth without quite grasping the whole.  I believe (as, apparently, does King) that it's a bit of both.  The story drives itself along, often heading in directions the author does not expect, but there are also many areas where a story might stop dead if the author doesn't exert a bit of his own pressure on it.  A truly good author (and for all his detractors, I still hold that King is one) is both creator and conduit.  The story is a product of both craft and inspiration.  And back to the point, this is what, I think, King's statement about the end of The Dark Tower is getting at.  It may be not be the end he, as author, wanted for it, but it's what the story demanded of him.  And while the story may sometimes urge us to listen, when it demands, there's just no choice.
 
 And in the end, it's one heck of a ride.  I honestly do not believe I have wept as much in the reading of a book.  Of course, after seven large tomes (well, okay, the first is short, but they have ever grown after that) of world and time-spanning adventure, of death and love, it's hard not to get emotionally involved in the lives of the characters.  Especially when they're this well-drawn (which is actually a wonderful little pun for those who have read it).
 
 And, in fact, I suspect that our involvement with the characters, and that blurring between what is real and what is story, is a reflection of one of the major themes King brings into play in these final few volumes.  Just how culpable is the author in the lives of the characters?  Are the characters really justified in blaming he who is both conduit for the story as well as the guy who says, "Well, gee, that's all I can do with so-and-so.  Time for him to bite the dust, I guess!"  Or, "Hmm, so-and-so seems too happy.  What other horrible thing can I heap on her shoulders?"  Are the characters the creation of the story, or the author?  Again, I think it's a bit of both.  So yeah, they can blame the author for their lot all they want, but there's really not much they can do about it.  Best to just accept it and let the story take them where they're meant to go.  In the end, I think the author's responsibility is in telling a good story.  It does not matter how inspired a story is; we are still human and can quite easily muck up the telling of it.
 
 Stephen King may not be entirely pleased with the way things work out in the series, but he knows he did not muck it up--it unravelled the way it needed to.  I, as reader may have thought things could have come out a bit different, but I was not disappointed.  It's a good tale, very well told.  And as with any good tale, now that it's over, I long once more to head back to beginning and to start the trek anew.
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                | In the Mustardseed Sun |  
                | Today marks the 90th anniversary of Dylan Thomas' birth.  As he is a poet whose works are very dear to me, I could not let today pass without a mention.  Thomas' poems are often very dense, quite difficult to grasp on a first (and sometimes twentieth) reading (and though I be a Bob Dylan neophyte, I'm beginning to see why he took Thomas' name when he changed his own).  Anyone who knows me and my own writing can attest that I've clearly been influenced by this.  Thomas believed in the craft of poetry, such that as much as they were inspired, a good poem nevertheless takes hard work and lots of tinkering to hammer every word into just the right place.  And woe be he who lets but one meaning come through in the reading of the work.  Of course, his Welshness added a lot to his poetry as well.  Dark beauty abounds. 
 Most people who know of Thomas know him by but one poem: Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night.  It's a beautiful poem, and I think one of the most perfect examples of the craft there is.  But since most may be acquainted with it already, I thought I'd post a poem fewer will know.  It's one that's always appealed to me, and has done a great deal in influencing my own forays into the craft.  I'll write more on Thomas in a couple weeks, as the anniversary of his death is not far off.  For now, enjoy:
 
 
 In my craft or sullen art
Exercised in the still night
 When only the moon rages
 And the lovers lie abed
 With all their griefs in their arms,
 I labour by singing light
 Not for ambition or bread
 Or the strut and trade of charms
 On the ivory stages
 But for the common wages
 Of their most secret heart.
 
 Not for the proud man apart
 From the raging moon I write
 On these spindrift pages
 Nor for the towering dead
 With their nightingales and psalms
 But for the lovers, their arms
 Round the griefs of the ages,
 Who pay no praise or wages
 Nor heed my craft or art.
 
 Dylan Marlais Thomas, 27 October 1914 - 9 November 1953
 
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                | 13 October 2004 |  
                | Let Me Play Among the Stars |  
                | I once told kashi I'd give her the moon if she wanted it.  I don't think she's ever actually asked for it (after all, where would she keep yon great empyrean orb--her pocket?) but that's never stopped me from doing my best to live up to the spirit of that sentiment. 
 On this, our third anniversary, I had hoped to write a poem as I have in the past, but my creativity has been in a slump of late, and time has been elusive.  I had hoped to be at least poetic in this post, but there are times when the words will just not cooperate.  And so I will have to fall back on the words of another.  Three years ago today (about ten hours from now), kashi and I danced to "Fly Me to the Moon," as performed by the Chairman of the Board, Frank Sinatra.  The song never fails to happify me, so I hope it throws a little of that happiness your way, too.
 
 Happy Anniversary, my kashi!
 
 
 
 Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
 Let me see what spring is like
 On Jupiter and Mars
 In other words, hold my hand
 In other words, baby, kiss me
 
 Fill my heart with song
 And let me sing for ever more
 You are all I long for
 All I worship and adore
 In other words, please be true
 In other words, I love you
 
 *instrumental break*
 
 Fill my heart with song
 Let me sing for ever more
 You are all I long for
 All I worship and adore
 In other words, please be true
 In other words, in other words
 I love you.
 written and composed by Bart Howard
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                | 08 October 2004 |  
                | Bored to Tears |  
                |  You are Alain! Quiet and introverted, you prefer
 thinking to talking. Even though you aren't
 that social, you have a kind heart, and will
 help those in need. You often see things from a
 unique perspective, but people seem to ignore
 your feelings. Learn to speak up, and show that
 you take pride in what you do!
 
 
 The Dark Tower Character Test
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  You're Agent Albert Rosenfield, the snide and
 superior forensics expert.  Your tongue is
 sharper than your scalpel, and it doesn't take
 long for people to start hating you for your
 supercilious quips, but you are the very best
 at what you do.  You don't suffer fools gladly,
 but you give respect when it's due.  In fact,
 you're a good guy at heart, but so wedded to
 your sarcasm that you can rarely stand to treat
 people kindly.
 
 
 Which Twin Peaks character are you?
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                | 07 October 2004 |  
                | Find Your Spot |  
                | Took this quiz a couple years ago, but with all the changes in my life these last few years, I figured it'd be worth taking again.  Also, I'm bored. 
 According to this site, my top places to live:
 
 Lebanon, New Hampshire
 Johnstown, Pennsylvania
 Lewisburg, Pennsylvania
 Jamestown, New York
 Plattsburgh, New York
 Dillon, Montana
 Plymouth, New Hampshire
 Altoona, Pennsylvania
 Peterborough, New Hampshire
 Augusta, Maine
 Fort Collins, Colorado
 Durango, Colorado
 Lewiston, Maine
 Bozeman, Montana
 Salt Lake City, Utah
 Helena, Montana
 Bar Harbor, Maine
 Provo-Orem, Utah
 Manchester, New Hampshire
 Hanover, New Hampshire
 Denver, Colorado
 Easton, Pennsylvania
 Springville, Utah
 Reading, Pennsylvania
 
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